THE HIPPO IS DEAD

[Marly]

yes, it is true, the hippo is dead
police stopped me, beathelised me (clean) then asked me to remove the hippo coz he was dangerous and illegal

but hes 18 and wouldnt hurt a fly

im actually sad about this, i loved that hippo

i will accept ur sympathies in the form of naked bodies from ladies... and alot of money from the guys...

i thankyou and end this with a speech

"i would like to pay my dearest condolences to brock the blue hungry hippo, i alos like to pay my respects to his brother and sisters, still at graemes house who are, as of yet, still not heard the news about brock, i would like to hold a one minute silence everyday until we get bored (so tomorrow). Thankyou for your time.. Marly"

[Graeme]

[Jack]

Waitaminit... Brock?....

Anyways, why dont you stick him to your dashboard or something?

[Marly]

but...but....but.. i want naked chicks and money

[Dynamo Dan The Man]

Dont we all, dont we all.
Anyways that Hippo was gay! You should of have a rabbit. Yeah I think you should have on your boot shelf like a knodding dog.

[shortymorty]

oh no...... thats so sad....anything i can do to help...? lol

[One man and his board]

I was so gutted when marly came in and told me at work i couldn't get on with my work i was so upset (or was that be cause of the BIG REAL BIG pikeys threating to knock down the sport centre and kill all the staff) that mite be it still not a good day.

[Marly]

read previous posts carys

and who will join me in destroying danny for disrespecting the hippo?

[One man and his board]

Can i go first ;D PLEASE ;D

[Marly]

g'wan then

[One man and his board]

YAY watch out danny

[Dynamo Dan The Man]

YOUR ALL PUSSYS!!! Ahhhhh!!!! *runs and hides*

[phil hills]

i handled it well..i sat there and sniggered at the police cuz i was so pissed!!

[Graeme]

Jacks got a good idea... stick him on the Inside of the car. Like a nodding hippo... that doesn't nod.... so a hippo.

[Ocky]

whats gwarning y'all

i would like to take a moments scilence from brock the blue hippo *sits there in scilence*

R.I.P Brock The Blue Hippo, Gone BUt Never Forgotten


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