Weirdest Song Lyrics...

[faye flid]

well this is a sorta reply thread to most meaningful lyrics...
Have you ever listened to the lyrics of a song and thought wtf are they on about? ! ? ! ? !
...i mean sum songs are bloody amazing and they still talk absolute shite lol!
So if u got any confusing song lyrics u herd, post em on!

[Mooosy]

not what you meant at all, but the one that came immediately to mind was sparks - this town ain't big enough for the both of us

The mammals are your favourite type, and you want her tonight
Heartbeat, increasing heartbeat
You hear the thunder of stampeding rhinos, elephants and tacky tigers
This town ain't big enough for the both of us
And it ain't me who's gonna leave

Flying, domestic flying
And when the stewardess is near do not show any fear
Heartbeat, increasing heartbeat
You are a khaki-coloured bombadier, it's Hiroshima that you're nearing
This town ain't big enough for both of us
And it ain't me who's gonna leave

Daily, except for Sunday
You dawdle in to the cafe where you meet her (she meet you) each day
Heartbeat, increasing heartbeat
As 20 cannibals have hold of you, they need their protein just like you do
This town ain't big enough for the both of us
And it ain't me who's gonna leave

Shower, another shower
You got to look your best for her, and be clean everywhere
Heartbeat, increasing heartbeat
The rain is pouring on the foreign town, the bullets cannot cut you down
This town ain't big enough for the both of us
And it ain't me who's gonna leave

Census, the latest census
There'll be more girls who live in town though not enough to go round
Heartbeat, increasing heartbeat
You know that this town isn't big enough, not big enough for both of us
this town isn't big enough, not big enough for both of us
(And) I ain't gonna leave

actually, turns out there's more of a story to that than i realised, but there we are. sounds like a salvador dali painting to me, lol.

and seeing as i'm feeling in a glam rock mood, you can have t rex - jeepster

You're so sweet, you're so fine
I want you all and ev'rything just to be mine
'Cos you're my baby, 'cos you're my love
Oh girl I'm just a jeepster for your love

You slide so good with bones so fair
You've got the universe reclining in your hair
'Cos you're my baby, yes you're my love
Oh girl I'm just a jeepster for your love

Just like a car you're pleasing to be hold
I'll call you Jaguar if I may be so bold
'Cos you're my baby, 'cos you're my love
Oh girl I'm just a jeepster for your love - oh

The wild winds blow upon your frozen cheeks
The way you flip your hip it always makes me weak
'Cos you're my baby, 'cos you're my love
Oh girl I'm just a jeepster for your love - oh

Your motivation is so sweet
Your vibrations are all burning up my feet
'Cos you're my baby, mmh, 'cos you're my love
Oh girl I'm just a jeepster for your love
I said girl I'm just a vampire for your love
I'm gonna suck you

Oh-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o wow
A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a ow, wow yeah, vampire!

enough said really, lol.

[faye flid]

wow er yer dat is weird lol... this song i;m putting up i know what its about but i still fink its weird way of putting it:

[glow=green,2,300]Blink182-Easy target[/glow]

All her signals are getting lost in the ether, she's a landslide with a city beneath her
So take a good look, so you'll never forget it (That's what she wanted)
Take a deep breath, I know I'm gonna regret it (That's what she wanted)

Holly's looking dry looking for an easy target
Let her slit my throat give her ammo if she'll use it
Caution on the road lies lies and hidden danger.
Southern California's breeding mommy's little monster.

She's got a mission, and I'm collateral damage. (That's what she wanted)
She's the flower that you place on my casket. (That's what she wanted)
Savor the moment cause the memory's fleeting.
Take a photograph, as the last train is leaving.

Holly's looking dry looking for an easy target
Let her slit my throat give her ammo if she'll use it
Caution on the road lies lies and hidden danger.
Southern California's breeding mommy's little monster.

Better run run run run run (Holly let me out)
Better run run run run run (Holly let me out)
Better run run run run run (Holly let me out)
Better run run run run run run run (Holly let me out)

And this song means?? well in Tom D's words:

[glow=yellow,2,300]A friend of ours told a story of when he was young, and got asked to go to the prettiest girl in high schools house. He rode his bike as fast as he could to get there, and she and her friend jumped out of the balcony and sprayed him with a hose. He rode home wet, sad and humiliated.[/glow]

[Jord AMF]

Yeah try listening to Filter - Where do we go from here? or anything by talking heads!

[nabz]

Primus - Tommy The Cat

I remember as it were a meal ago

Said tommy the cat as he reeled back to clear whatever foreign matter
May have nestled it’s way into his mighty throat. many a fat alley rat
Had met it’s demise while staring point blank down the cavernous barrel
Of this awesome prowling machine. truly a wonder of nature this urban
Predator. tommy the cat had many a story to tell, but it was a rare
Occasion such as this that he did.

She came slidin’ down the alleyway like butter drippin’ off a hot
Biscuit. the aroma, the mean scent, was enough to arouse suspicion in
Even the oldest of tigers that hung around the hot spot in those
Days. the sight was beyond belief. many a head snapped for double,
Even triple, takes as this vivacious feline made her her way into the
Delta of the alleyway where the most virile of the young tabbys were
Known to hang out. they hung in droves. such a multitude of
Masculinity could only be found in one place... and that was
O’malley’s alley. the air was thick with cat calls (no pun intended)
But not even a muscle in her neck did twitch as she sauntered up into
The heart of the alley. she knew what she wanted. she was lookin’
For that stud bull, the he cat. and that was me. tommy the cat is my
Name and I say unto thee...

Say baby do you wanna lay down by me

[hannah]

i cant be bothered to type up the lyrics but ive got one...

bohemian rhapsody by queen

or intermission by offspring

[faye flid]

u geek u dont type them, you copy and paste ...
oh dear sum1s living in the stoneage...
;D ;D ;D

[Graeme]

This is easy...

An Old Arid song... ahh those were the days!

Twinkle Twinkle - Arid
Twinkle Twinkle little bra
how i wonder what size you are
up above you, so high up.
looking down your favorate top.

please don't hit me i didn't mean it
i only saw the very top.
i'm not quite sure, did i mean it?
please don't hit me.. blurg/here/now (any 1 sylable sound will do)

[shortymorty]

My Cat - Jack Off Jill - Aaaaaaah faye the memories

Cool cat
Good cat
Pussy cat

When I see him walking
Makes no sense to me
My cat is everywhere
We watch him on TV

My cat is amazing
He can play the guitar
He may not be an actor
But he's a pussy superstar

My cat
Cool cat

My cat is everywhere
Sees what he can see
He may not be an actor
He acts atrociously

My cat is amazing
He can play the guitar
He may not be an actor
But he's a pussy superstar

My cat isn't crazy
He's everything to me
My cat burns the bible
And he thinks it's so funny

He isn't very good
He isn't very smart
He may not be Picasso
But he is a work of art

Hates me as much as I hate you

My cat
Cool cat
Good cat
Pussy cat

When I see him walking
Makes no sense to me
My cat is everywhere
We watch him on TV

My cat is amazing
He can play the guitar
He may not be an actor
But he's a pussy superstar

My cat isn't crazy
He's everything to me
My cat burns the bible
And he thinks it's so funny

He isn't very good
He isn't very smart
He may not be Picasso
But he is a work of art

My cat is handsome
He can play the guitar
He can break my arm in seven places
He can eat a whole watermelon
My cat my cat

AND i wanna fuck a dog in the ass - blink182

{tom}
i want to fuck a dog in the ass

{mark}
he wants to fuck a dog in the ass

{tom}
i wanna fuck a dog
I tried to fuck your mom in the ass
Tried to fuck your dad in the ass
could only find the dog....and his ass

{mark and tom}
we wanna fuck a dog in the ass
we wanna fuck a dog in the ass
we wanna fuck a dog

{tom}
I tried to fuck a fucking pirate in the ass

{mark}
Aarrh me and me first mate asurvy cur

{tom}
tried to fuck a fucking pirate
but I've found the dog

{mark, in mexican accent}
Ahh that was no pirate man that was thine own sister

{music stops}

{mark}
its a Mexican pirate

{music continues}

{mark and tom}
We want to fuck a dog in the ass
We want to fuck a dog in the ass
wanna fuck a fucking dog

{mark}
fuck you

[skidincepit]

um for incepit i wrote a song about a lonley gnome. didnt have no garden friends. or nofishing rod. cant exactly remember the lyrcis,their on the note pad.
also do know whats weirder a song about a mo-ped or a song about a plant (both by millencolin)

[Mooosy]

best song in the universe ever, and pretty wierd

the libertines - the boy looked at johnny

The boy looked at Johnny and said
My word that was fun
When he did it with his hat on
Like in a saddle with his gun
We're in slow motion eating breakfast
At the side view hotel
Oh sipping down a treat
Everything's going so well

New York city's very pretty in the night time
But don't you miss Soho
Where everybody goes
La de di la de di da diddy

The boy looked at Johnny
He said "Don't you know who I think I am"
Well I knew you once before
Now Im trying all I can

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
No no no no no
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

New York city's very pretty in the night time
But don't you miss Soho
Where everybody goes
La de di la de di da diddy

very cool, very strange.

[phil hills]

SIKTH--puuusssyyyyy fooooooottttt

Sheep-ridden country
They pretend that's it's so free
Falling, they're bleeding, never really question
Why they die.

Swim in the lake of death
Eaten by crocodiles
So
No-one saw, no-one cares.

Can you see beyond this?
Or does everything swamp your mind?

I don't like the way
Tradition makes people believe
Like a robot saying: "All be happy"
My point exactly.

You see,
You're all the same
Dirty, fuckers gone insane
Hope there's an earthquake and it swallows all evil.

Open
Your mouth
Maybe
You'll find life
One day
You may see

Listen, these words may well
Teach you
To appreciate
Yourself
And not to follow
Live before dying
But don't-be-a-lone

This is not life you're living now
Don't let the fuckers make you frown
Look in their eyes, there's nothing true
It's up to you what you're gonna do
This is your life, do not ignore
Look deep within, is there something more?
Think what to do before you act
Bleed on the floor 'til you...

Just try
To think your
Own thoughts.

Sheep-ridden country
They pretend it's so free
Falling, they're bleeding
But never really question why they die.

So when you fall people watch you as you start to bleed
No pay per view, this show is free.

You must ask yourself,
Why am I here and what for..?

And when you die,
People, they will always cry
Only one thing is that you must be
Yourself while you're living.

Live life live life now!

To be like all the same
Dammit, there's no use
For you to have a name
Sheep 1 & sheep 2
The 2 of you.

You really need to speak
I'll listen to you
Before you bleed
To be untrue
Bleed...

Live life live life...

Stand up
On your two feet
Nobody's piece of meat
Don't listen to the fashion fuckers on TV

So now you spit
Back in the face
Of things that control & dissolve your mind.

Why can't you shout out
And why can't you
Be yourself, fuck what others think
To be proud, to be you, must be
You
Don't need to follow.

Too lazy to look within yourself
Is there something you don't want to know
Or don't want to see?

Why not let your mind grow?
Why exclude the unknown?
Maybe you also could be...

[hannah]

just said:

u geek u dont type them, you copy and paste ...
oh dear sum1s living in the stoneage...
;D ;D ;D

well i dont trust sites with bo rap, they always get it wrong plus theres so many words, its just so boring!

and intermission, fine, ill post them up:

welcome to intermission,
yeah, intermission,
aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh,
aaaaaahhhhhhhh!

so there!

[xGaryx]

Pussyfoot has obvious meaning behind it. its a song about being yourself and not being a robot.

now THIS is the sikth song that doesnt make sense ...

Sikth - How May I Help You?
This is a story bout
A little man named Rod
Who did not have a mind of his own
Just went along with his pathetic lonely life.

Even when he went to school
The teacher said "jump!"
And he jumped and he jumped and he jumped
Then he fell on the floor.

Never let his feelings out
Didn't have any friends
Once he left school he hoped
This would
All change now.
But it was not to be
The world for him to see
Mercy!
Oh, mercy!

Arrrggggghhhhhhaaaa!!!!!!!!

He had to get a job
Wanted to go somewhere to relax for a while
He went to work on a boat as a cabin boy...

"Get on you knees and scrub the decks,
I want to see you sweating. Make sure you're
In my quarters around half past ten this evening..."

He didn't like this one bit
He got to get another job
So he jumped off the boat
And swam to shore
To work on the beach in a bar.

He met a chick working there
Just like him
Not too pretty
Not too pretty
She was sad & lonely just like him.

They went to the cinema together and then
Went back to his room, back to his room
Made sweet loving to each others only friend,
Only friend.

The night after he walked out of his room,
Heard a voice shout...

"Boy! Go pick the dead rats outta the drain!!"

First day
But it's OK
From then, talks to Rodney like shit all day

But Rod, doesn't do anything, just keeps it in.

He thinks: 'fuck it! I just put up with this shit,
I got a girl and a friend, I don't need nothing else'

"How are you doing, my good man?
(As Rodney gazes at Miranda)
I see you got good taste,
Miranda is nice girl, very nice girl..."

"What's that supposed to mean?
You trying something, say it!
Very friendly girl? Very friendly girl?
What's that supposed to mean...?"

Where does he go from here?
What's going on?

"Miranda your girl?"
"Yeah, what of it?"
"She very good expressing her affection for her friends,
She my girl, your girl, everyone's girl..."

"So you're saying that you and all the
Other people that have come into this here
Bar have been with her?
But no one's come in for days,
Apart from a couple of piss-heads..."

"She had lovely tight cheeks!"

"Not after I saw to her"

Rod was furious
Rod said to Miranda...

"How could you do this to me?"
"Well, once I was with you my whole life changed!"
"So you got the confidence to disgrace yourself?"
"No longer do I want to be a slave!"
"What? What did you say?!"
Asked Miranda would she say sorry...
"You're weird, stay away from me!"

Then he put some Laxatives into her tea...
And he was on his own again...

[Ocky]

Sikth - Hold My Finger

Fly, what you never know
I will not bring you down I swear
Dont wanna fuck right now
I'm chillin with ya
Can we not just lye here and make love spiritually
All Alone, with you
Your eyes I'm looking through
When I wake up I promise I'll be
With you Girl
Then I'll give you all of my attention
Damn right then I'll have my morning erection
I'll give you some loving
Sometimes I like to do whatever your into
Feeling this perfect moment
Im so gone now that
I cant feel life
Im so ashamed of myself to do this to ya
Its all I'm good for now chick please forgive me
And it aint no joke, My stoner loving finger hold
Goodbye to the negative vibes
Can we not chill go to sleep with my arms around you
But then you scream and your right I should be there for you
So now I try, check my pulse to make sure I'm alive
Sorry chick I cant get in
That Mood now
Listen chick I can hardly function
My mind says chill dont need this affection
Sorry but I dont want to
As I walk
I think to hard
Cannot grip
Just what went wrong
So I light up
And I'll float away again
Start to lose this trap she kept in
As I fly
Try to get out all of these negative vibes
As I float by
Im so bored
What is my destiny am I somewhere that I should'nt be
I feel alone
But when I'm with you its alright
But when I'm without you I cant
And I feel so
Feel close to you
You wont ever fly
But you want puppy loving and 5 orgasms til the night is through
But it wont happen
Cos I don't like this away
Am I not as you imagined me
What you get is what you see
OK its up now we fuck I'll go put on a jonny
Open the pack then its back flopping before me
Mind starts to hurt, you scream
and talk to me like dirt I wish I could know exactly
What I mean
I'm so fucked right now I'd not last anyway
You'd think I suck and never see me again
Just chill out chick, chill out see what I see