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Post by Ocky on Jun 15, 2004 7:35:47 GMT -5
right after an amusing convo me and phil had yesterday (monday) another ranom thread
basicly i want to see amusing news headlines (not stroys you gapeing gays) for example
BREAKING NEWS!! BLIND EGYPTAIN RETARD KIDNAPPED RESCUING CAT FROM TREE WHILE ON ACID
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WINDOWS : THE HIDDEN TRUTH
lets see what u can come up with
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Post by phil hills on Jun 15, 2004 12:27:16 GMT -5
small dog in miget rape scandle with pony
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Post by maddog on Jun 15, 2004 19:24:12 GMT -5
Ok This is not exactly News, but fun anyway. Just type "Weapons of mass destruction" into your search engines and see what you can come up with. I opened the very first link and this is what came up. Click here: Cannot find Weapons of Mass Destruction |
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Post by maddog on Jun 15, 2004 19:30:45 GMT -5
For some reason, the link has not shown up in my last posting, but it basically just brings up the well known box " The page you are trying to open cannot be displayed" or words to that effect then reads;
These Weapons of Mass Destruction cannot be displayed
The weapons you are looking for are currently unavailable. The country might be experiencing technical difficulties, or you may need to adjust your weapons inspectors mandate.
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Please try the following:
Click the Regime change button, or try again later.
If you are George Bush and typed the country's name in the address bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly. (IRAQ).
To check your weapons inspector settings, click the UN menu, and then click Weapons Inspector Options. On the Security Council tab, click Consensus. The settings should match those provided by your government or NATO.
If the Security Council has enabled it, The United States of America can examine your country and automatically discover Weapons of Mass Destruction.
If you would like to use the CIA to try and discover them,
click Detect weapons
Some countries require 128 thousand troops to liberate them. Click the Panic menu and then click About US foreign policy to determine what regime they will install.
If you are an Old European Country trying to protect your interests, make sure your options are left wide open as long as possible. Click the Tools menu, and then click on League of Nations. On the Advanced tab, scroll to the Head in the Sand section and check settings for your exports to Iraq.
Click the Bomb button if you are Donald Rumsfeld.
Cannot find weapons or CIA Error
Iraqi Explorer
Bush went to Iraq to look for Weapons of Mass Destruction and all he found was this lousy T-shirt.
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Post by faye flid on Jun 16, 2004 5:55:46 GMT -5
STONED GRANNY STEALS BABY DODO FROM THE FORMER US ARMY COOK
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Post by Hadyn on Jun 16, 2004 6:10:40 GMT -5
umm i like cheese!
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Post by Dynamo Dan The Man on Jun 16, 2004 6:36:39 GMT -5
Weapons Of Mass Deception
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Post by Marly on Jun 16, 2004 8:36:22 GMT -5
killer bunny foiled by laser bearing turtle
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Post by Graeme on Jun 16, 2004 9:21:21 GMT -5
MARLY GOT A JOB!
hehehe
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Post by skidincepit on Jun 16, 2004 10:14:28 GMT -5
BAAAAAAA! Sheep take over local newspaper BAAAA!
sssssss shnakes takes overs newsssspapersssss
stoopid peepole taks ovr noospayper.
Jorg Bush taks ovr noospayper.
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Mooosy
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Post by Mooosy on Jun 17, 2004 6:48:41 GMT -5
JACK TIDIES HIS BEDROOM GRAEME STOPS GETTING A NEW HOBBY EVERY MONTH KARAM AND MARLY DECIDE THEY DON'T REALLY LIKE VODKA AFTER ALL i couldn't help it, sorry... heheheee  some one think of one for me... i can't think of any, no good at satirising myself... |
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Post by Ocky on Jun 17, 2004 7:04:43 GMT -5
THIS JUST IN! SCOTT PAINTER (BASS PLAYER OF MASS HYSTERIA) WENT FOR A WHOLE 10 MINUTES TODAY WITH OUT SAYING FASS OR CREASE
IN OTHER NEWS, QUEEN FALLS OUT OF WINDOW DOING THE FUNKY CHICKEN
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Post by phil hills on Jun 17, 2004 15:09:22 GMT -5
this just in..a fassy crease eating carrot..was found hung from a rather large glove in north west windsor..reports say that the carrot known only as lipitor..no longer wanted to put up with the beatings he recieved from a rather large blind japanese triangle headed soda stream
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Post by phil hills on Jun 17, 2004 15:11:03 GMT -5
breaking news...graeme let someone get a word in  |
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Post by One man and his board on Jun 17, 2004 17:53:35 GMT -5
Just in a first ever GREAME RAWSON LOSES GRACEFULY (NOT A SINGLE WOBBLE)  |
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